Game review: Bulletstorm

Bulletstorm is a sort of original title. It is about a space pirate out for revenge. Yes, revenge. Such a cliched topic. I can name so many movies based off revenge.
     Anyway, Grayson Hunt used to work for General Serrano. A ruthless man. He hired Gray and his team to kill innocent people to keep Serrano from being exposed as the War Criminal that he is. On one of these missions, Gray finds out that the evil people that he was killing was accentually innocent people that did no wrong. Gray and his team then go hunting for Serrano and years later they find him and his prized warship, Ulysses. Gray is drunk out of his mind and orders his crew to attack the warship in a small fighter. In the end of the fight Gray hits the thrust and shoots the ship through Ulysses, knocking it into the orbit of the world behind it along with Gray's ship. There Gray finds mutants that kill everyone on his ship, but Ishi. Ishi was injured during the attack and half of his body was wrecked and replaced with machines that try and dominate his mind. The 2 set off to find Serrano in the city that he landed in with his escape capsule. On the way there they meet a foxy young lady named Trishka. She was final echo commander. The ones that replaced Gray. They set off to get Serrano and get off world. They find Serrano and he pushes Trishka off of the roof that they were on,. They set off to disarm the bio bomb that was on Ulysses. They go underground and Gray finds out that the city was powered by slaves that once were criminals. Serrano knew this and loved how all the mutated people came because of the force field that kept the city alive. Sick, sick bastard. They get to Ulysses and Serrano gives Gray the wrong code to deactivate the bomb thus arming it. Trishka comes and saves them. She didn't die from the fall because she caught a powerline o_0. I didn't know that a hundred foot fall could be stopped by a powerline. Anyway they run to the dropship and make it aboard where they get there asses handed to them and Ishi gets shot and killed. Gray and trishka get ejected from the ship and lands basically unharmed. They head to Ulysses and escape the planet before the bomb goes off.

The game was fun but here are the Pros and the Cons.

Pros                              Cons
Fun                                Dialogue written by 13 year olds that just learned
original                           new swears words
skillshots                        Stupid plot
                                     sooooo many plot holes